Okay so the last few days have not been exciting at all. I hate Christmas...with a firey prawns keep spiking me, kids keep shitting me fashion. Yes work is being a shit. Stupid kiddies can't work if u pay em even though they do get paid. ANGER.
Yesterday i got stuck babysitting one of my dad's friends kids cos for some stupid reason he brought him over whilst drinking beers with my dad. Sure the kid was nice enough, think he was like 5 or 6 or something. Basically i stuck him on my Wii for 3 hours. YES 3 FUCKING HOURS I GOT STUCK WATCHING SOME KID. I wanted to take a nap before work...and i wanted to PLAY ZELDA!!! Yes kate was very annoyed yesterday. I had to go orthodontist n now i have odd hooks on the lower part of my mouth that i don't even know wat they are for but they hurt n make my bottom lip stick out. Gosh i love braces. Then i get into work and the kiddies are goin nuts n they shit me and grrr....but then sweet Katherine came in n she made me happy cos shes a funny crazy kinda lady who i heart.
Seriously pissed off at my dad though. I don't do kids. I wouldn't babysit even if you paid me. Poor kid musta been so bored.
Meh
Oh and i am filled with sweet joy over the fact i get to see my loves tonight...but don't be offended if i don't stay long. I'll only fall asleep anyways so i might not sleep over. I much prefer my own bed + i has my period n its in is heavy stages. I'll see how i go. Finishing at midnight can be fun, but its really more annoying than anything else. Especially when u want to sleep in and end up having to wake up early for some pointless reason. Like going back to work. the next few days WILL be hell. I'm excited.
Also Kate has realised she forgot christmas cards...but to be honest i probably write the same things every year, something like eternal love, missing and longing, probably the internal joke...of which mostly i don't have due to how seldom we all see each other. See the fact i don't do cards is 3 parts forgetting and one part laziness. Its not to be offended by, its just something i don't do. Like wrapping, which i actually did this year because i realised we had hoards of it in a box somewhere. Yes Kate is a contradiction. Shit happens, and i did poo earlier today.
Anywho kate must be off, she shall see you guys tonight probably around 12.30. Ill call someone when i get there. Im not knocking on a door after midnight. Thats just rude.
LOVE N SEXUAL SEXY SEX

Still it is a pointless materialistic corporate scam for me to get annoyed at shops and the endless stupidity of people. Sure i sound like a selfish scrooge but i dont care. Christmas means nothing to me. I don't need pointless crap (not to say i dont love getting stuff), want and need are 2 very different things but.
Kate feels bad. Very bad. I fear that i will not be able to make Claudia's Christmas thing. Since our Chrissy roster had to be done early and i didn't know wat day it was gonna b i didnt get a day off....the only day off i has next week is wednesday....and on the 22nd...I'm working til midnight.....ULTIMATE_CRYING_SAD_FACE....
But my spirit will be with you all....such spirituous spiritness.....i just wish i knew earlier...my boss knows i have next to no life so she just rosters me on at will. It is nice to say i have actually completed most of my christmas shopping 4 u guys...just rikki (stupids hard to buy 4 but still LOVE) and part of lilou is unfinished. Kate will just have to see you guys after chrissy to give gifts (heheh gives me more time ^.^).

In other news i am still continously orgasming over zelda. I gets to be a WOLF!! SUCH A SEXUAL WOLF...stopping self before i seem sexually attracted to an animal...SO WRONg...but ideally Link turns into a wolf so really its a person not a wolf im attracted to....im just gonna quit while im ahead...

Also tomoro is my deli cristmas party...should be exciting. Oh how i adore my deli children, including the not so young ones. Hwehe we will all look so weird outside work I MUST PHOTO!!

Anyone know anyone after a pet bird, we got some handraised ones ready 4 the selling, grey (silver techniqually) ringnecks...one of them likes to bite though bit my ear lil shit...$150 if interested. wow.

Ummm...there is other news i just can't think of it...heh...i be the second i post it will come to mind

OMFG CHOCOLATE BLOCKS ARE ON SALE AT COLES FOR LIKE $2.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 OMFG I BOUGHT LIKE 6 OF THEM!!! n knowing me will probably buy more before the week is though


yay for christmas.....



sarcasm is my friend....


TIME FOR MORE ZELDA!!! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


mmm urination

Yes, i have been playing many hours of zelda. It is sad and pointless...but so are most of life's inequities. I don't even know wat thhat means.
Anyway
Here it is dear rikki, just for you

10 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS I WOULD SEX

1. Vegeta- true sexy saiyan thing. I saw him in the shower n i orgasmed almost imminently. A childhood crush for when all the real boys i knew were complete dickheads(...not that thats changed much).

2. Link - yes because i am playing zelda...i dont understand how a 3 dimensional character can b sexy...especially in a tunic (or really, skirt) but i can make him roll and grunt with the push of a button. And thats my kinda man.

3. Seiya - ok so in sailor stars he was really a girl. He was still hot. Way better than lame ass Darien anyways. Does this make me a lesbian? HA i love it

4. Zidane - ahh back in the days and sweet land of final fantasy 9...i young man with long hair and a tail stole my heart. The fact he turned pink and hairy in trance merely turned me on even more. Shitty PSone pixels or not...in the cut scnes he was beautiful

5. Wolverine - not ugly comic book guy. Im talken hairy buffed up HUGH JACKMAN style. Now that is a turn on. If the xmen movies were shit i would still watch them for him. But he actually does the character quite well. mmm drooling...

6. Derek Shephard- although my days of Greys anatomy are sorely missed, i cannot forget the hottness that he was...or is. so unshaven n smart-like...DELICIOUS

7. Tony from NCIS (yes stolen from rikki) - Something about him just makes you wanna hump his leg...

8. Ric (home and away) - yes clearly running out of ideas..but behind the shitty acting is a hot boy who i would do.

9. Snake (metal gear solid) - not really expecting anyone to know who this is...but think wolverine crossed with james bond. Its stealthy and its hot.

10. Sark - just to see what Lilou's fuss is all about


...clearly i appear to have and odd taste in men...


in other news the mt buffalo chalet has been burn down...and for some reason that scares me because i have been there. odd but true.

im bored. i play zelda good. hurts eyes...so does computer...sleep friend
GOODNIGHT

heeheheh god im lazy. Stupid holidays. Someone told me that i cannot possibly be lazy because i work so much. That doesn't in any way stop me being a lAZY SHIT. a deadly sin i pride myself on...wait...is laziness a sin? OMG does anyone remember when magnum brought out those 7 deadly sin ice creams? All different flavours...mmm naturally gluttony was the most sickeningly delicious....anyways
mmmm toasted cheese n stras...there was no HAM!!! need HAM...ah well its all pig i guess.
This week i did a few exciting things here they are in list form because i am to lazy to elaborate in paragraph...form...

Kate went BEACH!!! on wednesaday when it was SUPPOSED to b 30 n ended up being 21 n too cold. But Kate did not fret for she returned the next day and ended up with a healthy red glow because she had no sunscreen. That glow has since transformed into a face of happy peeling skin. God does it look sexy. I'm sure when i goto work soon that the customers will love the peeling skin flaking into their meat. HOORAH for free skin.

Kate also went out to the berwick pub/club thing where jackie won like $50 on pokies while i won about 80 cents after losing a few dollars. yes gambling i believe is pointless unless a form of skill is involved, which in pressing a button it isn't. We then proceeded to a club of alcoholic slurpees (aka daiquires (cant spell)) and much idiodic monkey dancing followed, as well as yelling at some idiodic tryhard wog boys for sticking their fingers in our drinks. One called me ugly. Ha what an imaginative insult. I laughed in his face.

Kate still has sore throat. GREAT. Loves the flem. Ah well.

No luck with second job. I knew i left it too late. I deliberatly kept my hair blonde just incase. Kate misses her colours. I bet the day i dye it i'll get an interview. HA

Kate met jackie n her friends in a park one night after work. A drunk guy fell on my leg while i was playing on a playful object. DAMN HIM. muscular discomfort ensued.

Kate also went out again last night to a nice dinner place in StKilda called Felix for uni friend Debs' party. We then proceeded to a shitty club which was nice but played the SHITTEST music ever. So we left and found a 24hour bottleo and bought cheap passion pops wine. Tasted like ass. Then after a long search for a toilet, someone said 'lets goto crown!!' We were about to call a jumbo taxi (was 5 of us) when one drove right past just as we said it! ultimate luck!!! At crown we ate kfc and played boring pokies. Then we explored n found some pretty gingerbread houses and some windows with prada stuff in them. Kate since decied that prada= uglyexpensivecrap. We were gonna waited around until 5:30 when the trains were supposed to start, then kate used her magical internet fone to check train times. First train was at 8:12am. SCREW THAT. By this time we were all quite tired and sobering and cold. So we got taxi home. It costs $65 to get to my house from crown if anyone cares. But that was split between a few people so not that bad i guess. Not like i was gonna call my mum to pick me up at 5am in the city. Even thought she always offers to drive me home so she knows im safe. awww mummies

In other news the Nintendo wii comes out on THURSDAY OMFGICANTWAITFORZELDANAKEDVIDEOGAMEGOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
as of Thursday my life will exist of zelda-deli-sleep. Hopefully there may be some social outings. Which reminds me we must catch up SOOn. Kate miss u guys. N is claudia doin a chrissy thing again anyone know? OH SHIT christmas...OH SHIT tommorrow is my dad's bday!!!! haheh lilou's too!! HAHAHA we cool.

heh so much for a list not in paragraph form. It also seems i have copied Lililio in her use of referring to the self in 3rd person. Tis just such fun

MUCH NAKED LOVE TO U ALL kate must surf the boring net before heading off to the abyss of ham at 4...till 11...WOOT!!!

yay for the shitty reminents of my gifts of infections and colds from my holiday. I'm so snotty and dribbly and lethargic and stinky. Sux donkey WANG!! heheh wang. Argh its annoying. I hate being so tired. And I'm gonna be screwed today. Guess who has a 9 hour shift!?!? 2 til 11 WOW. I swear if not for my desire for money and pure hatred for people who call in sick...i would probably do so. Ah well keeps my day exciting i guess.
I really should start on Rikkidoos present considering i see her friday (ahem...hi rikki...) but its a good thing i didn't start earlier because now i have the best idea...well..not the BEST...but a resonably better idea than the one i had previously. So YAY!!!!!!!!!1
Also i feel i may try to find a second job, merely for the fact that it could be fun. I've got heaps of free time and not much at home to do, so why not just work i say. But i think my chances of finding another job so close to christmas are probabnly pretty slim. But hey i can try i guess. Just means i can't dye my hair for a while (nang annoyed grunt) and I'll have to write another friggn resume. Pfft effort. TOO MUCH EFFORT. Actually knowing my luck with job finding i probably shouldn't even bother. The fact that i got the job at coles was by mere fluke. Tehehe the one day i actually checked the local newspaper heheh and i gets to WORK WITH JESS!!! hazzzar!!...which reminds me i should catch up with Kylee sometime soon. Another thing for the list.
I'm sure there was something else i was supposed to mention...

OMG HAPPIEST OF HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO NONE OTHER THAN MY SWEETEST PUPPY RATTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she bees a whole 11 years old now...WOW!! discounted delicious coles chicken for dinner 4 u tonight! YAAAAAY fat puuppy

anywhos off kate goes to find yummies and possibly bacon...even though i don't actually like bacon...PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!111

Rikkilou has assigned me the N....so 10 things kate loves that starts with N....hmmm



1. Nou nou...this is wat kate calls he budgie for an odd psychologically retarded reason. my lil nou nou (pronounced nu nu) weird really...

2. Notting hill...tis a lovely lil movie...tehee ill never forget the discusting flat mate and his tshirt "you are the most beautiful woman in the world"...and on the back "fancy a fuck?" tehehe beautiful movie

3. November....its a nice month...starts to get warm...has a few birthdays...always liked november 4 some reason

4. Not having my period...a given really

5. Nintendo...GREASTEST VIDEO GAME CREATERS EVER...omg less than a month til new zelda...YAAAAAAAAAAY

6. Natalie...only friend i could think of starting with N but i loves all my friends oo and Nicola she is my true deli love!

7. Numbers....okay sure im running outta ideas but hey numbers are cool

8. Neon a delicious element that creates many pretty lights...tis lovely

9. Necklase well more specifically my watch...TIME IS COOL

10. Nose....I LOVE TOP SMELL THE STINKS!!!


wow that was oddly hard...and i bet ive forgotten something really IMPORTANT TOO ah well...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY kate is HOME. Kate miss home. Holiday was quite fun enjoyed herself muchly kate did. Although instead of coming home with a killer sexy hot tan....i came home with a cold...and the beginnings of wat i believe to be an inner ear infection...so urm...YAAAAAAAY
the weather was so shitty shit shit...was cold and rainy and sometimes even haily!! WOW
But stupid kate still swam because it was suvch a prettyful freezing cold beach. There was a hugemoungous rainbow!! twas so pretty...but evented in me getting sick because i had to walk a lovely 15minute walk back in much cold. Hence why kate is sick.
We also went on a lovely bush walk...we just kept following the trail...and ended up on a 7.5km up and down 3hour walk...that had a sign saying 'experienced bushwalkers only' tehhe i fell and got muds in my braces! ORTHODONTISTS DREAM!!
I am quite snotty and really wanna go to that games thingy lilou is goin to tommoro...i'll see how i feel later tonight...but i think ill be ok to go. hopefuully. I'll sms u either way.
Anywhos kate must be off to the doctor to get ear drugs and snot drugs and some stuff for my herpes...tha cream REALLY WORKS!!!
much love to u all

This is just a message of love saying farwell to all my lovelys before i depart tomoro. I have much waxing n packinmg to do n ill miss u all terribly. TERRIBLY I TELLS U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ooooooo no internet 4 a week...dat b weird...OH FUN

will goodd swimming weathers 4 kate

LOVE LOVE LOVE


n use condoms for GODS SAKE PEOPLE!!!
dont wana come home to no babies dammit!!!

OMG i have exactly 8 minutes to write an essay length post before i have to get ready fo work (i.e. go on a treasure hunt for my work pants)
OMFG NO MORE UNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
yes kateeloo has finished her EXAMIES n has like a whole 4 months in which to bum around and sell ham....oh such delicious ham it is.
I already wrotes me a list of things to do too!!! But thats mainly cos i friggn forgot my ipod so i was bored on the train home...WOOT
So im sure u care how my exams went sooooooooooo...

Psych- easy as piss...would have been easier if i had spend more than a day studying for it but....PASS

Astro- again pretty easy, prolly wrote a shitty essay but thats what you get for PUTTING AN ESSAY ON A SCIENCE EXAM...anger...friggn essays....PASS

Bio- didn't study. at all. Felt so weird goin in there knowing i didn't study...was gonna do a practise online quiz the night before but my internet stuffed up so meh. But it doesn't matter because i calculated i only needed 15% in the exam to pass the unit...so basically i coulda gone in a and written c for evey one of the 144 questions n passed...according to probability that is...so pass or not MEH

Geo- friggn SHORT ANSWER QUESTIONS!!!...studied 4 a day, only went to 50% of all the loectures n prolly only paid attention in 5%....so urmm little worried but doesn't matter if i fail unit really
its like i was all worried about stats last semester and for some ungodly reason i ended up with a credit....weird weird world

Anyways results on 30th november now i must go search for my pants
much love to u all n whoes goin to wat of cleos...n shit rikki almost BDAY u sexy biatch

MUCH NAKED LOVE

goodluck with any exams or pending assessments...KATE LOVES UUUUUUUUUU

Yes i realise its been a while
'Where's Kate?' you might be asking. Well don't worry I'm not dead. No doubt you have been fretting about the whereabouts of me. Well not really...but its nice for me to think im in your thoughts, naked or not.
But alas my children how i miss thee. How i cry for thee. Stupid exams. Stupid uni. BUT OH MY FU*KING GOD ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE WE FINISHED YEAR 12. (Its also been a year since i was hired by coles, but thats a lot less exciting)
So where the hell did the time go? Into hard pressing university studies? Hardly. But friggen hell. Like we have also almost finished a whole year of 'tertiary' education. Go us! So proud.
Its weird though. Time seriously goes faster the older you get i reckon. But onto more exciting issues...

...so...

um...

who wants to do my exams?
ASP1022: Life and the universe
BIO1022: Biology II
GEO1020: Australian Physical environments: Evolution, Status and Management
PSY1022: Psychology 1B

So uh...any takers?
I have to pass asp1022 and psy1022 (F***ing hurdle requirements), I need to do well on geo1020 cos my grades are shitty and i only went to about 1/3 of the lectures, and well in bio1022 i need like 2% to get the 50% i need to pass the unit...so uh...screw studying for that. I hate to toot my own horn but im sure im more than capable of achieving that 2%(at least i like to think so)

But yea.
Im also at a loss...for i have a challenging subject decision ahead. Well really ive picked my subjects, but since im stupid and looked at other units, theres two i cant pick between!!! ARGH
Bio2022- ecology
Geo1070- extremes- natural hazards and human vulnerability

the bio one has a cool field trip AND like 2 tutorials for the whole semester BUT im already doing heaps of bio subjects AND i may have no friends :( (dont wanna go on a week camp with no friends...)
the geo one sounds really interesting AND if i do it i can do any 2nd or 3rd year geo subjects BUT its a shitty 1st year subject AND has lots of tutorials in shitty timeslots

TELL KATE WHAT TO DO

basically im leaving it on whther or not my uni fried does ecology or not. Its the only way i can decide...or maybe i should just do neither and something else? there IS an immunology subject...but the recommend 'solid background in chemistry' ....like i have background...but its definately not SOLID..heheeh...BLOODY 'DR' ROBINSON screwed me for LIFE arghywargy

anywhos only one and a half weeks left til its over, last exam 3rd November.
FREEDOM
Then lano n woodley the LORNE
yes my dears i am holidaying for a whole 5 DAYS woopdefreekendo i say. Lazy beach time 4 kate
YAAAY
Anywhos, i wish to thank you for reading another epic essay of a post. Much love and pickles to you all

mmm kiwi fruit


honey soy?